How do you amuse a blonde for hours? 
  Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper

How are a blonde and your computer alike?
  You don't really appreciate either until they go down on you.

How are a blonde and your computer different?
  You only have to punch information into you computer once.

What do you call blonde with hair died brunette?
  Artificial intelligence (fix wording)

How are blonde men differnt than blonde women?
  Blonde women have a higher sperm count.

Why did the blonde have bruises around her belly button?
  Blonde men are stupid too.

What's a blonde's mating call?
  I think I'm drunk.

What's a brunette's mating call?
  Has the blonde left yet?

How many Straight guys from San Francisco does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
  Both of them.

How is a blonde like a good beer?
  They both taste great & go down easy.

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